“Where are you going?”
“I’m on a sexy mission!”
– Two girls stumbling home from Alfie’s
“Dude. I just pooed in tupperware.”
– Drunk frosh at a kegger
Unhappy Boyfriend: “I’m not changing myself for you.”
Whiny Girlfriend: “Fine, just carry my shit then.”
“Can’t he just get a new face? That’s all I’m asking.”
– Reasonable girl on Brock Street
“Are you going to Alfie’s tonight?”
“Yeah man, it’s gonna be awesome. I’m getting there at like 8:30!”
– Two eager gentlemen on University Avenue
“Think of temples as the gods’ summer cottages.”
“You could totally be a greek god. You have a great summer cottage!”
– Two girls in CLST203 Myth and Religion
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