Holy Fuck Haiku Contest

Here are some of our fabulous and profane entries:

Don Rogers’ crusade.

“Holy fuck, students are bad!”

Outbursts of old age
—David Hobbs

My music taste sucks

Never heard of Holy Fuck

Willing to branch out
—Devon Trahan

Sometimes when I dance

they say, “She’s not a grad, but

those moves! Holy Fuck!”
—Robyn Smith

Desinations staff

Slightly awkward and confused;

Holy Fuck or F#%@?
—Katie Strang

Homecoming weekend;

Just a nice denouement to

Holy Fuck’s climax.
—Katie Strang

Holy fuck, they play

tunes to lift your soul, your feet

Listen carefully
—Alex Ayotte

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