As we enter September, campus feels busier than ever. Around every corner there seems to be a joyful reunion or a dreaded stand-off. Every day, friendships are being made and broken. Honestly, it’s hard to keep up.
From forming new connections, to shedding yourself of old ones, here’s what September has in store for the zodiac signs.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Maybe it’s time to tone down the Resting B—tch Face, Aries. If you open yourself up to new friendships, you might find that the girl sitting next to you in class isn’t so bad after all. This month, dust off your conversation starters, and be ready to make thrilling new connections.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, a new bombshell is about to enter the villa. Keep your eyes peeled, as an exciting new friendship is just around the corner. Rumour has it, this connection will stand the test of time, and last longer than any Love Island couple.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
The last couple of years have been pretty straightforward for you, Gemini, but the stars are saying September might be a little rocky. Friendships come in all different shapes and sizes, so who’s to say you can only stick with one type? It’s time to set sail and embrace new connections!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Those people who cut with you in the Tumble Tuesday line aren’t your real friends, Cancer. I know you’re too nice to say anything, but it’s time to stand up for yourself. Cherish your closest friends this month, cause they’ll love you no matter how far back in line you are.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You’re the type of person who makes sure their friends look absolutely perfect before going out, Leo. However, your housemates are the type to let you run around with smudged mascara. Time for a revamp! This month, look out for friends who match your energy.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Grudges are so last year, Virgo. We know it’s in your nature to keep your guard up, but times are changing, just like the seasons. Shake off any harboured feelings and belt some Katy Perry. Once you’re “Wide Awake,” you’ll realize it was never a big deal, anyway.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Things are finally looking up in your life, Libra. I bet it feels great! But don’t get too comfortable just yet. Your household is finally syncing up their mental calendars, so get ready for some chaos. Don’t worry, though—you’ll still be friends after all the dust settles.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
As leaves and friendships fall around you, don’t fret, Scorpio. You’re in the clear, for now. Give the trusted people in your life some appreciation this month and take a backseat ride. For once, it’s not all about you!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Last year, you wanted to be perceived as mysterious on campus, but you ended up coming off as anti-social instead. You’re old enough now to use your grown-up voice—and to finally tell the waiter if you hated the food. This fall, be bold enough to forge some friendships!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Be wary of your housemates, Capricorn. Even though it may seem fine and dandy, a storm is brewing, and it’s heading your way. In such close quarters, it’s important to establish your own boundaries, respect the spaces of others, and for goodness’ sake, rinse out your dishes.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You believe your personality and sense of humour will elevate you to your higher purpose, Aquarius. In reality, your friends are starting to catch on to the same three one-liners you always use. If you’re commited to the ‘I’m so different’ mindset, it might be time to take a step back and let your friends shine.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
It’s time to take a long, hard look in the mirror, Pisces. Even though it seems like everyone is out to get you, you’re the only common denominator. Lighten up! Being a bad friend is not a good look on you.
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