Fall’s in the air, and so’s the scent of blossoming new relationships. This cuffing season promises plenty for the zodiac signs, with everything from genuine connections and sizzling chemistry to the ups and downs of love and heartbreak.
Whether you’re enjoying September in the arms of a special someone or finally giving in and ing Tinder, get ready—it’s going to be an exciting few weeks ahead.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Happy Libra season! This is your time to shine, and everyone around you knows it. If you notice more people doing double-takes as they by you, don’t question it. Embrace the sexy side glances with strangers and let your newfound glow guide your heart, Libra.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You’re about to turn up the heat, Scorpio, so don’t be afraid to demand what you want. Make your intentions clear, your Tinder matches will appreciate it. Make this cuffing season unforgettable with moments as electrifying as you.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Sagittarius, let your wild side take the spotlight. While you may have been called a serial dater in the past, your knack for flirting and small talk will serve you well. Keep things playful and enjoy the adventure of meeting new people. Don’t forget to have fun and stay true to your spontaneous self.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Don’t stress, Capricorn—you’ll coast through cuffing season. Your long-term relationship will become stronger than ever, and if anything, your feelings will grow unbearably intense. Just to save some affection for the rest of us and keep your PDA out of the CoGro line!
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Feeling confused, Aquarius? You’re not alone, your friend-with-benefits is right there with you. What began as a casual hookup is suddenly turning into something deeper. Stay calm and honesty is your best friend (benefits not included).
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Pisces, it’s time to get serious. You’ve been a heartbreaker for too long, and people are growing tired of it. This cuffing season, it’s time to settle down and leave the games behind. Show that you’re ready to embrace an emotional connection, beyond just bedroom chemistry.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Stay on guard, Aries. While dating around has been fun and harmless, a dose of reality is coming your way. You tend to trust quickly, which could come back to haunt you. Keep your standards high and your location turned “on,” bad dates happen but scary ones are avoidable.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Good things are on the horizon, Taurus! You’ve been in a bit of a dry spell, but that cutie you’ve been messaging on Hinge seems like a real catch. Keep your mind and heart open, and don’t let your friends rush you, you’re moving at the perfect pace.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, I have to be honest with you: your partner’s annoyance with you is more than just a small lovers’ spat. Prepare for some tough conversations over the next few weeks. It may feel like everything’s falling apart, but I assure you, you aren’t the first person to cry in the Stauffer lobby. There’ll be light at the end of the tunnel!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Take a breather, Cancer. You finally shed yourself of that deadbeat, so embrace the newfound freedom. This cuffing season, I encourage you to fly solo. While all your roommates spend Friday nights on dates, enjoy having the house to yourself and learn to love being single.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Leo, I suggest you keep your bed made, you never know who might end up in it after a night out or a late-night study session at Stauffer. It’s always better to be prepared, and let’s face it, first impressions count. Cuffing isn’t just for relationships, if you catch my drift.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Lay low, Virgo. Just like a full moon, cuffing season is bringing everyone’s exes out of the shadows. You’ve worked hard to find your peace, so don’t let it slip away. Block those numbers if you need to and keep your heart safeguarded.
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