“Just accepting it and trying to make it a valuable university experience,” Jacob Neufang Commerce ’20.
“In a constant state of emotional distress and inquiring how to become a stripper,” Nina Li Commerce ’20.
“I just procrastinate a lot, I have an essay due today,” Jennifer Kasowski ArtSci ’20.
“With an IV drip of caffeine,” Jaycee Farmer LifeSci ’20.
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